my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
The great thing about music is it did not save your life
It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life
That’s the beauty of music
This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmaothey continue walking for a few seconds *white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate*leaves her alone* *choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute*playful kiss* *things turn sexy* *hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time* *maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!*white girl runs* *dead end* *hides* *thinks she free n safe* *guy catches her* *cuts her* *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
- note to self (via vanillapagesandink)